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Movie Review: X-Men: The Last Stand

Empress Eve   |  

X3 Golden Gate BridgeIt’s all-out civil war when controversy surrounding a proposed “cure” for mutancy forces the masses to choose sides. While the X-Men agree with their long-time adversary Magneto that mutancy is not a disease from which to be cured, the two factions cannot help but sweat the details, which leads to the highest casuality count the X franchise has seen so far.

If ever there was a reason to parade out all the superhero mutants, fighting a civil war would be the appropriate time. Too bad the movie knocks off a few favorites pre-war, and then when the fighting begins, you’re left to wonder where the hell is the rest of that ensemble cast?

In X-MEN: THE LAST STAND, many characters are given little or nothing to do except show up for roll call, like the conflicted Rogue (Anna Paquin), shapeshifter Mystique (Rebecca Romijn), and grief-stricken Cyclops (James Marsden), while the newly introduced feathery-winged Angel (Ben Foster) gets less screen time than the movie trailers would have you believe.

As expected, the psychokinetic Jean Grey (Famke Janssen) — who was presumed dead at the end of X2 — rises from her watery grave as Phoenix, and as it turns out she’s not only the most powerful mutant, she’s also highly unstable and dangerous. It’s up to former allies turned opposing mutant faction leaders Charles Xavier (Patrick Stewart) and Magneto (Sir Ian McKellen) to lure Phoenix to their respective sides, and her decision will prove to be a major factor for the not only the fate of the mutant world but of all humanity.

X3/Wolverine and Jean GreyBack in the forefront for this third installment is Hugh Jackman as the quickly recuperating, metal-clawed Wolverine — whose intense reunion with Jean Grey at the mansion clouds his judgment and endangers his allies; Halle Berry who finally gets her chance to shine as the weather-altering Storm; and Shawn Ashmore coming into his own as Iceman. Newcomers Kitty Pryde (Ellen Page) and the furry blue intellectual Beast (the perfectly cast Kelsey Grammer) prove to be worthy additions to the X-Men team as is the returning steel-armored Colossus (Daniel Cudmore).

To aid him in his effort to destroy the cure and rule over all humanity, Magneto forms the Brotherhood of Mutants who assemble at San Francisco’s Golden Gate Bridge, where their new leader tears the bridge from its foundations, relocating it quite dramatically to Alcatraz island, where a facility houses the source of the cure (a young boy named Leech, played by Cameron Bright). This is set up as a pivotal scene to showcase Magneto’s immense power, but the visual effect of the floating bridge comes across as amateurish and unintentionally humorous, while Magneto’s Brotherhood appears ragtag and juvenile — especially the unstoppable Juggernaut (Vinnie Jones), who later battles the young Kitty Pryde.

Jean Grey/PhoenixBetter executed were Jean Grey’s morphings into the deadly Phoenix (which were created through visual effects, not with make-up) as well as the various displays of mutant powers, especially those of Xavier’s students who’ve been practicing their skills in the school’s famed Danger Room. A long-anticipated confrontation between Iceman and his former friend Pyro (Aaron Stanford), along with the fierce Storm and Callisto (Dania Ramirez) sparring are highlights of the final battle between the X-Men and the Brotherhood of Mutants, as is Wolverine’s desperate effort to save Jean Grey, the outcome of which will determine the fate all the world.

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  • Gilgongo

    I did like the movie, however, they tried so hard to ground everything in realism (no spandex, etc…) that when I saw Magneto walking through a suburban neighborhood with his helmet & cape, I couldn’t help but laugh at the absurdity. It just looked so stupid! Same w/ Storm’s cape. Looked like a piece of tin foil.

    Speaking of Magneto: I love Ian McKellen, usually. I thought he was simply AWFUL in this movie. WAY over the top. And he used this… vibrato in his voice. Every time he said anything he sounded like Ethel Merman. Bad bad bad. And, what’s with Rogue being such a wimp? She’s supposed to be this southern “look but don’t touch” sex-pot, not a mouse!! I know I’m being very negative. I enjoyed (for the most part) watching the movie, but I felt pretty disappointed when it was over. What I would LOVE to see is an entirely new take on the X-Men. A different movie with a different cast. Other than Prof X, I think these movies were just horribly cast. I love all of the actors… just not as X-Men. (errrr… a handsome 6’1″ Wolverine?!)

  • THE ATLANTA REVIEW

    I can’t even describe how stupid I thought this movie was. The only good moments (both of them) were taken directly from Joss Wheadon’s arc. Other than that, I thought the cartoon was better.

  • Kevin of Nine

    I didn’t think it was awful or stupid, just lacking something. The story was ok, the mutant fighting mutant action was cool, Magneto was awesome as always, the Phoenix story was severly dumbed down, but I enjoyed it more than any Star Wars prequel.

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