First Man: I’m ready!

Second Man: Bob, I think you misunderstood me when I asked for a little head after work.

First Man: I can’t wait for the office work-a-thon!

Second Man: Really, you should quit while your ahead.

:P pun

“Hey man did you ever notice I have a foot for my left hand?”

“No.
…
Did you get that report in?”

First Man: Good morning bob

Second Man: You woke up diagonal this morning… didn’t you?

First Man: Stupid Teleporter!

Second Man: Yeah Bob, I think you really do have a case against that Scotty fellow.

First Guy: “What ‘ya think boss?”
Second Guy” “See, I told that all of our employees are interchangeable”.

1st guy: Hey Jim, do you like my halloween costume?

2nd guy: You’re stupid and you’re fired.

First Man: Alright.

Second Man: This is going to be one crazy sleepover.

First Man: I’m ready!

Second Man: You are not wearing that tie, are you?

First Man: At least you’ll be looking at my face now when I talk to you.

Second Man: Actually your foot is what has my attention!

First man:what do you think?
Second man:I think you are ready to date yourself

First: Yes, that’s right, his name is Dr. Nick Riviera.

Second: Mr McCraig, I think we have a rock solid case here.

1st. Man: Damn, the power was off this morning and I had to dress in the dark – how’d I do?

2nd. Man: Well…. you did a good job with the tie…

Blue Man: I hate torso savings time…

Brown Man: Jim, it looks like you set yourself too far ahead.

First Man: Happy Halloween!

Second Man: Whoa! For a second there I thought I was having a bad trip off of this acid.

Man 1: So Doris said she’d date me if I moved two feet to the left.

Man 2: And it appears you’ve also given yourself twice the chance to be the new managers right-hand man. That’s a good way to get ahead.

http://www.darwinsmoustache.com

First Man: I figured this would get the attention of Starla because of her last name.

Second Man: Bob, her last name is Frankenstein, not Headlesshorseman.

Man with back to us: “There once was a man from Nantucket who’s….

Man with head in arm: “Yeah, umm..that’s my only normal body part.”

First Guy:
So management said that instead of car pooling, they wanted us to try their new “transporter.”

Second Guy:
Yeah, I tried it today and you’ll notice that long, dangly thing between my eyes ISN’T a nose.

Man one:Have anything to tell me johnson?

Man two: Ok ok you were right having radical plastic surgery did not give me super powers but de-captain foothand shall return!

“Well, What do you think?”
“I think if you don’t stop screwing around these humans will start to suspect us”

“Err…Hi Bob.”
“Oh God, Jeff. You always go to pieces when there’s a deadline.”

1st Man : Alright, you ready for lunch.

2nd Man : Sure