Comments on: Is This Thing On #33 – Caption Contest

By: Brad

Brad — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 08:38:09 +0000

1st Man : Alright, you ready for lunch.

2nd Man : Sure

By: Zeepdoggie

Zeepdoggie — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 07:51:05 +0000

1st Man: So what exactly is going on here, anyway?

2nd Man: Corporate restructure.

By: curtinparloe

curtinparloe — Sat, 18 Nov 2006 22:05:55 +0000

“Err…Hi Bob.”
“Oh God, Jeff. You always go to pieces when there’s a deadline.”

By: Martin "Marty" tennant

Martin "Marty" tennant — Thu, 02 Nov 2006 13:57:56 +0000

“well, do I put my head up my ass or my shoe up your butt”

“!”

By: Groovespook

Groovespook — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 13:02:08 +0000

“Well, What do you think?”
“I think if you don’t stop screwing around these humans will start to suspect us”

By: kevin

kevin — Sat, 21 Oct 2006 20:44:00 +0000

1st guy : something weird happened last night
2nd guy: I dont know if theres a cure for that boss

By: NINJA

NINJA — Sat, 14 Oct 2006 14:03:26 +0000

Man one:Have anything to tell me johnson?

Man two: Ok ok you were right having radical plastic surgery did not give me super powers but de-captain foothand shall return!

By: Marc Holt

Marc Holt — Sat, 14 Oct 2006 04:17:07 +0000

Guy with head on: Lost your head in the meeting, eh?

Guy with head off: Not only that, I put my foot in it and then got so mixed up I can’t remember where I put it!

By: Some Call Me "Tim"

Some Call Me "Tim" — Sat, 14 Oct 2006 00:23:18 +0000

First Guy:
So management said that instead of car pooling, they wanted us to try their new “transporter.”

Second Guy:
Yeah, I tried it today and you’ll notice that long, dangly thing between my eyes ISN’T a nose.

By: daggerhart

daggerhart — Fri, 13 Oct 2006 23:46:11 +0000

left: Am I wearing it right?

right: …

By: Chris Dahlkvist

Chris Dahlkvist — Fri, 13 Oct 2006 23:04:32 +0000

Man with back to us: “There once was a man from Nantucket who’s….

Man with head in arm: “Yeah, umm..that’s my only normal body part.”

By: Nicholas Lawson

Nicholas Lawson — Fri, 13 Oct 2006 23:00:51 +0000

Man1: Do you happen to have some vaseline?

Man2: For what?

Man1: I figured Id shove my head up my ass just to see what it feels like.

By: Nick

Nick — Fri, 13 Oct 2006 22:22:20 +0000

First Man: I figured this would get the attention of Starla because of her last name.

Second Man: Bob, her last name is Frankenstein, not Headlesshorseman.

By: Cyborg771

Cyborg771 — Fri, 13 Oct 2006 22:22:07 +0000

First Man: “So I am suing the bastard for malpractice.”
Second Man: “Nice one dude!”

By: darwin

darwin — Fri, 13 Oct 2006 22:20:34 +0000

Man 1: So Doris said she’d date me if I moved two feet to the left.

Man 2: And it appears you’ve also given yourself twice the chance to be the new managers right-hand man. That’s a good way to get ahead.

http://www.darwinsmoustache.com