Camel 1: I’m sorry Adrianna, but I must go now. I’ve joined the foreign legion. I’m going to see the world!

Camel 2: You know that hat goes on your head, right?

I’m trying to come up with a camel toe joke. I hope to have something soon.

CAMEL 1: HEY DORIS, I CONVERTED TO JUDAISM, SEE MY YARMULKE!

CAMEL 2: YOU’RE SUCH A HUMP

“Man, what happened? Last I saw you were chatting to that girl!”
“I’ve only myself to blame. We were humping all night.”

Camel 1: Dam it gary will you take that silly thing off! No one going to believe that your a race horse.

Camel 2: Really Ned, because the two drunk arabian horses i banged last night say different.

Camel 1: Gladys, was putting on that sexy bra difficult?
Camel 1: Well not as difficult as having Victoria’s Secret wait on a camel!

1) of all the things i’ve seen in my life this is the strangest. a camel on safari. don’t that beat all.
2) so maybe i shouldn’t tell him about the lion i caught.

camel one….”Oscar, whats up? Omg, have a little (singing lyric of popular song)hump de bump?”

camel two….”yeah, more like bump the hump, ouch….”

First Camel : I don’t see the point in convering up your humps, when you got your toes exposed like that.

2nd Camel : You got a point. BITCH!

1) Hey is that one of those new hybrid humps?

2) Yup. No more feeling like I need a drink after just 10 days.