Before you say it, I watched a screening first, and the workprint second, so Rob’s earlier (and I would assume his personal take on the film) was bad, and the reshoots just added more confusion with a bit of gore.

Agree or not, this movie is going to have a strong Friday, and congratulations to Rob and Dimension, but piggybacking a shit story on the name halloween is a perfect example of what’s ruining Hollywood and the horror genre. It nearly died after the slashers of the 80′s, and we got a brief return to decent regular horror films, but movies like this will take all that away from us again. Enjoy it kids.

– The idea of an oral tradition is an analogy that doesn’t quite stand up in media-saturated times: if a particular storyteller, in our archetypal campfire scenario, were to start fudging the details, he would be yelled down for not telling it “right”. Oral tradition wasn’t simply the bards recounting tales to audiences: that’s the ready image for us nowadays, because as audiences/consumers we’re conditioned to treat the storyteller/audience relationship as somewhat one-way (well, for the purposes of this discussion we are anyway). But the storytelling ritual, back when it was the dominant means of narrative transmission, was very much a communal thing, and audiences knew the tales just as well as the storyteller and wouldn’t hesitate to kick up the dark-ages equivalent of Nerd Rage if he started, say, changing the ending.

– You use the example of Seamus Heaney to argue the idea that the Beowulf story is a tale that can withstand a little “spinning”. I’d use it to argue just the opposite. Heaney’s translation, it’s generally agreed, is a lyrical retelling of a classic story to which it’s reverently faithful. However, the Christopher Lambert movie takes enormous liberties with the plot and the Gerard Butler movie attempts such a drastic shift in tone as to render both fairly categorical failures in attempts to re-inject the tale into their chosen segment of the zeitgeist. Doesn’t this rather prove that the afore-mentioned urge to shout down an unfaithful storyteller is actually still present, though the ritual itself may be barely recognisable?
Perhaps the best-recieved recent retelling of the Beowulf myth (apart from Heaney’s) would be Michael Chrichton’s Eaters Of The Dead, or John McTiernan’s film adaptation, The 13th Warrior. That movie wasn’t box-office gold by any stretch, but I’d argue it continues to have more life than either of the pictures mentioned above.
And the thing that’s wrongest with The 13th Warrior may well be that it’s kind of like Predator but not as good. And if you’re arguing for a fuzzy-logic kind of interpretation of these myths, why don’t we just say that the best cinematic adaptation of Beowulf is probably Predator? Which, I mean, it may well be.

…Which means that if Mr. Zombie wanted to remake Halloween, hell, let’s face it, he could just make a movie about a serial killer who wears a mask and had a troubled childhood. The trailer makes it pretty clear: we’re using Michael Myers as a lurking-in-the-dark boogeyman. (Which is, of course, insultingly obvious). The reason the nerds are raging isn’t because the abstract of the “serial killer as boogeyman” story is being retold, it’s because it is being given the name and characters of a movie that they have already seen and whose author, for goodness’ sake, is still alive and well and making terrible movies.

I doubt I’ll see Halloween because it doesn’t really look like my kind of horror. But kudos for sparking such an interesting discussion.

A good example of why this is often needed is the rerelease of the original Exorcist. I grew up on the film and loved every minute of it; the rerelease, while good, didn’t have quite the same impact as the original. When I saw the film in the theatres, I was hoping for a communal experience; instead, the younger audience, used to a faster pace, CGI work, and slightly higher quality of makeup effects felt no fear or even interest in the film. Instead of shrieks of fear the audience was laughing almost the entire time.

While I’m not necessarily saying all films need to be remade to communicate their messages (the message of the Exorcist appears in plenty of movies, it just happens to be one of the best), there are cases where doing so has a purpose. I think Zombie’s intentions with his remake of Halloween were correct and I look forward to finding out if the execution followed suit.

I hate when people like you try to review a new movie. Get over yourself. If this was 1978, you’d be saying the exact same thing about the original Halloween; especially since it’s true.

I bet you liked the remake of The Fog didn’t you?

1. Yes, this is a much better movie as a straight Halloween movie than any of the other ones, with the exception of the first.

2. The ending DID suck, but hopefully they’ll use the alternate ending in the theatres that was RE-shot.

3. Halloween III: Season of the Witch was NOT a true Halloween movie. It merely put a CAMEO of the original in there to be able to brand it a Halloween movie based on the success of the original (and of the other slashers at the time, i.e. this movie could have easily been branded a Friday the 13th movie…actually about the same way that F13 Pt. 5 was.)

Just my two cents…

BigH