Post-mortem pole-dancing picture heroine to be portrayed by previous porn queen? You betcha.
Robert Englund, Jenna Jameson, zombies, hot chicks. I give you Zombie Strippers… a comedy. Hello!? (where’s a frakin’ Interobang when I need one?) Who here in the audience remembers what I, Obvious Zombie, predicted many moons ago regarding the next trend in horror?
That’s right, zombie Comedies… or as I call them, ZombCom‘s. Remember, that’s my fucking word. You bogart it and I get a cut… and I cut DEEP.
Anyhoo… more ZombComs are popping up lately than my distant relatives from the grave. If you want more proof than a movie called Zombie Strippers, I’d like to check your head for a brain and, since you’re not using it, eat it.
Ostensibly, Zombie Strippers is exactly the kind of trash a lifeless lush like me dreams about. Chemo-virus does its business on small town Nebraska. Sexy stripper chicks get turned into zombies. Zombification doesn’t stop them from dancing, getting naked, or chowing down on the brains of losers like you.
Zombie Strippers is set to hit screens on April 18, 2008. You heard right, it’s getting a theatrical release. Check out all the official business below. Trailer, synopisis, release dates, theaters.
And yeah. I’ll be in the front row.
APRIL 18, 2008
NEW YORK AMC Empire
BOSTON LANDMARK Kendall Square
LOS ANGELES LANDMARK Nuart
SAN FRANCISCO LANDMARK Lumiere
LAS VEGAS BRE Palm
PHOENIX HAR Valley Art
CHICAGO AMC South Barrington
DALLAS CC Angelika 8
HOUSTON CC Angelika 8
MIAMI ESP Sunrise Cinemas – Intracoastal 8
MADISON Marcus Westgate 4
APRIL 25, 2008
ATLANTA LANDMARK Midtown 8
SEATTLE LANDMARK Midtown 8
PHILADELPHIA Ritz at the Bourse
In the not too distant future, a secret government chemo-virus gets released into conservative Sartre, Nebraska and lands in an underground strip club. As the virus begins to spread, turning the strippers into ‘Super Zombie Strippers’, the girls struggle with whether or not to conform to the new ‘fad’ even if it means there is no turning back.
Starring: Robert Englund, Jenna Jameson, Roxy Saint (II), Joey Medina (II), Shamron Moore
Directed by: Jay Lee
Genres: Comedy and Science Fiction/Fantasy