Dr. Royce Clemens's Published Articles
The Doom Dispatch: Haz-Mat Theater
Before anyone asks, “Haz-Mat” is short for “Hazardous Materials.” This means anything from radioactive waste to enriched uranium cores used to make atomic bombs. One must wear a Haz-Mat suit to work with such deadly substances, much like my colleague in theoretical physics Dr. Gordon Freeman did in Half-Life and Half-Life 2. And it is [...]
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DVD Review: ‘There Will Be Blood’ 2-Disc Collector’s Edition
Daniel Day-Lewis, Dillon Freasier, and Paul Dano star in this Oscar-nominated film by Paul Thomas Anderson.
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The Doom Dispatch: The Weinstein Company Vs. People With No Lives
In this week’s piece, Dr. Royce goes against the grain to take on The Weinstein Company’s Star Wars-themed Fanboys and its legion of protesting enthusiasts.
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The Doom Dispatch: I Missed Olbermann For This…
In this installment of The Doom Dispatch, Dr. Royce sacrifices his St. Patrick’s Day to suffer through ABC’s Dancing with the Stars, then offers up eight amusing ways to make the show watchable.
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Remakes Run Rampant: Funny Games (1997)
In this installment of Geeks of Doom’s on-going series, Remakes Run Rampant, Dr. Royce Clemens takes a look at director Michael Haneke’s original 1997 German film, Funny Games.
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DVD Review: Dan in Real Life
Steve Carell, Juliette Binoche, and Dane Cook star in this rom-com meets family drama from director Peter Hedges.
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The Doom Dispatch: Ubisoft and the Death of Fun
Second installment of Dr. Royce’s Doom Dispatch where he takes on the video gaming industry setting his sights on Ubisoft’s Assassin’s Creed.
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The Doom Dispatch: Indiana Jones And The Broken Hip
In this first installment of Dr. Royce’s uncompromising look at the entertainment industry, the fourth Indiana Jones movie is up for scrutiny.
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DVD Review: ‘El Cid’ Box Set
Charlton Heston and Sophia Loren star in this classic epic by Anthony Mann, released for the first time on DVD as a 2-disc box set with tons of bonus features.
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DVD Review: The Hunting Party
Richard Gere and Terrence Howard star in this thriller from director Richard Shepard.
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Movie Review: Pocahauntus
Dr. Royce casts his keen eye upon independent horror flick Pocahauntus, in which a hellacious hiawatha hacks her way through the horror scene, hatchet-style.
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Movie Review: Atonement
Keira Knightley and James McAvoy star in this big-screen adaptation based on the novel by Ian McEwan.
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The Hellraiser Project: Hellraiser VIII: Hellworld
Dr. Royce finishes up his 8-part series, The Hellraiser Project, with this final direct-to-DVD installment of the Hellraiser franchise.
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Movie Review: Romance & Cigarettes
James Gandolfini, Susan Sarandon, and Kate Winslet are just some of the big-names in this all-star cast of Romance & Cigarettes, written and directed by John Turturro.
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DVD Review: Braveheart
After 12 years, this Mel Gibson epic gets a 2-disc special collector’s edition DVD.
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The Hellraiser Project: Hellraiser VI: Hellseeker
Dr. Royce plows through another Hellraiser installment for what appears to be the worst film of the franchise yet.
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DVD Review: ‘Mystery Science Theater 3000 Volume 12′
Mystery Science Theater 3000 Volume 12 Box Set Collection Created by Joel Hodgson Rhino Home Video Available now The irreverent and innovative comedy program Mystery Science Theater 3000 has been off the air since 1999, and still it garners fanatical devotion from the younger set and fan-sites-o’-plenty. I was twelve when I first saw and [...]
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Shoot the cheerleader, save my Monday nights
Dr. Royce Clemens tells us why Heroes is no Lost, and how not even saving the Cheerleader could save this show.
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DVD Review: Ratatouille
This Disney/Pixar animated feature from writer/director Brad Bird stars Patton Oswalt as a French rat named with the desire to become a chef.
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The Hellraiser Project: Hellraiser IV: Bloodline
In this installment of The Hellraiser Project, Dr. Royce takes on the fourth Hellraiser flick, lovingly dubbed “Pins in Space” by the Doom staff.
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