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Top 10 Warren Ellis ‘Tweets’
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By TechGOnzo

Warren EllisIt might almost be worth the Arse-beating you’d get from following around Warren Ellis all day to hear what the comic writer and genius wordsmith thinks about during off moments of boredom and inactivity. If you value keeping teeth inside your mouth, twitter provides an alternative.

Presenting the top 10 best tweets from “following” Warren Ellis around the ‘net:

Top Ten: #10

“Where’s a nurse when I need one, goddamnit? All right, fine, I’ll light my OWN cigarette”
[10:54 PM June 04, 2008 from twhirl]

Top Ten: #9

“3G isn’t good enough for a EUROPEAN, dammit! My Nokia N95 goes at 3.5G, slaughters pigs, starts fires and makes horses pregnant!”
[09:26 PM April 15, 2008 from twhirl in reply to reneritchie]

Top Ten: #8

“No, I do not call my ‘man-bag’ a ‘murse.’ I call it ‘the rugged tote of utter masculinity.’ Or, failing that, ‘a bag.’ ”
[03:52 PM May 31, 2008 from web in reply to Spiraltwist]

Top Ten: #7

“I have cats. Cats will eat what I damn well tell them to or I’ll split them and put them under the grill.”
[08:08 PM May 27, 2008 from web]

Top Ten: #6

“There are 1,043,761 people in London who need to be punched in the crotch tonight.”
[01:07 AM May 03, 2008 from twhirl]

Top Ten: #5

“If fanboys really loved me, they would enter my service as Court Eunuchs. I don’t understand why this idea is so unwelcome.”
[08:16 PM June 08, 2008 from web]

Top Ten: #4

“oh my god. You’re my son. I should never have stopped killing women after I slept with them.”
[12:03 AM June 05, 2008 from twhirl in reply to zdarsky]

Top Ten: #3

“I have just sent an editor an email reading “I am too tired to piss in your mouth and make you say ‘thank you, Daddy.'” It is a good day.”
[04:50 PM May 14, 2008 from web]

Top Ten: #2

“I’m about to chisel off the top of my skull and pour Red Bull over my naked brain. And then stick a lit cigarette on top. NAKED BRAIN”
[09:53 PM May 30, 2008 from web]

Top Ten: #1

“Some days I want to be written by Frank Miller. So I can yell WHORES at random and get looks of concern rather than the usual pity. WHORES”
[11:50 PM April 21, 2008 from web]

5 Comments »

  1. I ended up faving this particular twittertribe…

    “All Hollywood films should be remakes of ENTER THE DRAGON, by law. Woody Allen’s ENTER THE DRAGON. Daniel Day-Lewis in ENTER THE DRAGON.”
    02:45 AM April 23, 2008 from twhirl

    “Diane Keaton’s ENTER THE DRAGON. Michael Gambon in ENTER THE DRAGON. Al Pacino, Terence Stamp and Tilda Swinton in ENTER THE DRAGON.”
    02:47 AM April 23, 2008 from twhirl

    “Harmony Korine’s ENTER THE DRAGON. With Werner Herzog and Brad Dourif.”
    02:50 AM April 23, 2008 from twhirl

    I love that man in an improper fashion…

    Comment by NeverWanderer — June 16, 2008 @ 10:49 pm

  2. @NeverWanderer – Hahahahha, those nearly made the list, but it was 3 tweets long so I passed.

    Comment by TechGOnzo — June 17, 2008 @ 1:42 am

  3. […] Must’ve been. Because Geeks Of Doom were reduced to presenting […]

    Comment by Warren Ellis — June 17, 2008 @ 5:57 pm

  4. Does Ellis ever write ANYTHING that isn’t worth reading?

    Comment by T.E. Pouncey — June 17, 2008 @ 7:34 pm

  5. London.
    It’s doomed. Hahahaha.

    Comment by main man — June 18, 2008 @ 1:23 am

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