Remember that scene from Steven Spielberg‘s original Jurassic Park where Newman sabotages the park’s high-tech security measures in order to steal some dinosaur embryos and Samuel L. Muthaf***in’ Jackson! tries briefly to restore order before telling the Oscar-winning director of Gandhi that he can’t get the park back online? I’m pretty sure it was in the trailer.
Head over to jurassicsystems.com — you might find this an amusing way to kill a few minutes. Maximize the experience by lighting up a few dozen cigarettes and cuing up the John Williams soundtrack. Then get ready to party like it’s 1993.